Introducing the Lawnfluencer Sweatshirt — because your grass deserves a hype man, and that man is you. Why be an influencer when you can be a Lawnfluencer? It's like being famous, but just in your cul-de-sac and maybe among squirrels. And honestly, that’s all the fame you need.
Crafted for the turf-obsessed and HOA-feared, this shirt is your badge of honor. Your lawn didn’t get that perfect shade of green by accident. No, it took dedication, a deep knowledge of nitrogen levels, and a frankly unhealthy relationship with your sprinkler settings. Now, it’s time the world (read: your neighbor Gary) gives you the respect you’ve clearly earned.
Product features - Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend - Ethically grown US cotton - Embroidery decoration available - Classic fit with crew neckline - Double-needle stitching for durability
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
