Top 10 Must-Have Golf Accessories for the Weekend Warrior

Let’s be real—if you’re reading this, golf isn’t just something you do on the weekend. It’s something you are. You’re the kind of person who watches YouTube swing tutorials at 1 a.m., who has a “lucky” ball marker, and who’s convinced that your 18-handicap is one lesson away from turning pro. We see you. And we made Life Is Turf for you.

For the true weekend warrior, it’s not just about the scorecard (which, let’s be honest, you may or may not fudge). It’s about the vibe. That’s why we built a lineup of golf accessories and funny golf merch that matches your energy—half serious, half sarcastic, and fully committed to the lifestyle.

Let’s talk hydration. Our “Grip It and Sip It” tumbler is your go-to for keeping things cool on the course—whether it’s water, sports drink, or something from the “no glass bottles allowed” cooler. Pair that with our Turf tee bag, stamped with “Turf Certified” to keep your extra tees and bad decisions in one place.

For apparel, you’ve got to check out our “Par-Timer” shirt. Built for breathability, made for the guy who’s just as likely to bomb a drive as he is to yell “FORE!” and duck. And don’t overlook our Turf hat—clean, crisp, and low-key enough to make people think you might be the one who knows what they’re doing.

No golf kit is complete without a little self-awareness, which is why we designed our “Play It Where It Lies” ball markers with sayings like “Not Cheating, Just Strategic” and “Lie-Ability: High.” Coming soon: divot tools that are stainless steel, built to last, and engraved with the kind of sass that makes your playing partners question their life choices.

We’ve also got golf gloves dropping soon with built-in excuse generators (okay, just funny graphics), and our cart cooler sleeve is peak low-key chaos—six cans, fully hidden, perfectly chilled. Finish off the look with a Turf towel, stamped with sarcastic gold like “Might as Well Be Mini Golf” or “Turf or Bust.”

And then there’s that shirt—the one everyone asks about in the clubhouse. It’s loud. It’s limited. It might feature a flaming golf ball or a cart in meltdown mode. It’s the one that tells the world you don’t just play golf. You live it.

Because that’s what Life Is Turf is all about. We don’t make boring polos for fairway robots—we make golf lifestyle gear for the ones who bring character, comedy, and maybe a little chaos to every round. If that’s you, welcome. You’re one of us.

Life is turf. Golf is unpredictable. Show up dressed like you meant it.